Anthem for High Stakes Testing Era (with apologies to Country Joe McDonald)

To be sung to the tune of “I Feel Like I’m Fixin’ to Die” by Country Joe and the Fish (see video below)

Well come on all you teachers and tykes,

Uncle Sam’s made a problem he’s tryin’ to hype,

He got himself some pressure to privatize, 


All the schools in the nation right before our eyes,


So put down your books and grab a #2, 


We've got a whole lot of testin’ to do.



And its 1,2,3 what are we learning for?


Don't ask me I don't have a say, 


It's high stakes testing day,


And its 5,6,7 send in Melinda Gates,


Well there ain’t no time to do your best,


WHOOPEE we've all got more tests.


Well come on Pearson let's move fast,

Your big chance is come at last,


Gotta expose the schools with the lowest scores, 


A little Common Core and we can grow ‘em some more,


And the global economy can only be won, 


With public schools blown to kingdom come.



And its 1,2,3 what are we learning for?


Don't ask me I don't give a damn, 


My school is made for VAM,


And its 5,6,7 send in Melinda Gates,


Well there ain’t no time to do your best,


WHOOPEE we've all got more tests.


Well come on Wall Street do your part,


To fund charter schools without music or art,


Who said public money can’t make us rich,


While pushing our democracy into the ditch,

Just hope and pray that if our plan does bomb 


They’ll blame the white suburban moms.

And its 1,2,3 what are we learning for?


Don't ask me I don't have a say, 


It's high stakes testing day,


And its 5,6,7 send in Melinda Gates,


Well there ain’t no time to do your best,


WHOOPEE we've all got more tests.


Well come on mothers across the USA,


Get your children all set for more testing days,


Come on fathers don't hesitate,


Set your sons down for test prep before its too late, 


Or be the first district in your town, 


To trade your school for a turnaround.



And its 1,2,3 what are we learning for?


Don't ask me I don't have a say, 


It's high stakes testing day,


And its 5,6,7 send in Melinda Gates,


Well there ain’t no time to do your best,


WHOOPEE we've all got more tests.


School-wide Parent Boycott of Tests for K-2 Brings Down Test

This is what OPTOUT looks like.  From RealNews:

Perversion

From Corpus Christie's Caller.com by Ray McMurrey:

CORPUS CHRISTI — Exiting Texas Commissioner of Education Robert Scott caught headlines before leaving office in 2012 when he claimed that high-stakes testing in Texas has become a “perversion.” Thank you Robert Scott for telling the truth.

Testing begins this week and the perversion is upon us. The public school calendar has 180 instructional days, 45 devoted to testing and countless others invested in test preparation. Current high-stakes testing undermines student learning and the general health of children. . . . .

Read the rest here.

Is the Testing Fever Breaking? When Teachers Let Their Conscience Speak

This is not the first time our nation's schools have been mired in an "orgy of tabulation" (Harold Rugg phrase).  During the heyday of eugenics, schoolmen were obsessed with measuring and sorting, just as they are today in the neo-eugenic era of KIPP's psychological and cultural sterilization programs.

The last time we went down this road, it took an economic depression and a World War to break the grip of the testing mania.   What, this time?  An economic depression and an ecological catastrophe??  Might we reconsider our priorities as a species before our future on the planet is doomed by myopic fixations on short-term economic domination by a handful of the pornographically wealthy?

News from Seattle makes it clear what teachers have the power to do if they let their conscience speak.  From KUOW.org:

By ANN DORNFELD

Teachers at Garfield High School in Seattle say they have voted overwhelmingly to refuse to administer a district-wide standardized test. A statement from Garfield teachers called the test a waste of time and money.

Students in Seattle Public Schools take the standardized Measures of Academic Progress (MAP) test up to three times a year, from kindergarten through ninth grade or beyond. Along with many standardized tests required by the state, the school district requires the MAP test as a measure of students’ progress in reading and math.

But Garfield history teacher Jesse Hagopian says the MAP test doesn’t work. He said when freshmen take the MAP test in the fall, they usually put some effort into it. "But then the next couple times the kids don’t really take the test seriously because there’s no graduation requirements tied to it," Hagopian said. "So kids often blow off the next couple tests." That’s a problem, Hagopian said, because the test doesn’t help teachers understand how well kids are learning. And the district uses kids’ MAP scores to evaluate how well teachers are doing their jobs.

Hagopian said teachers at Garfield are now supposed to begin the winter quarter MAP testing. But he said they’ve now voted unanimously to boycott the MAP test, minus four abstentions.

Academic Dean Kris McBride is in charge of administering the test. She says there are a lot of things wrong with the MAP, including that it doesn’t seem to align with district or state curricula. For instance, when Algebra 1 students at Garfield take the math test, "it’s filled with geometry, it's filled with probability and statistics, and other things that aren’t part of the curriculum at all," McBride said.

English teacher Kit McCormick says she was supposed to take her students for MAP testing Wednesday, but she refused. McCormick says she’s not allowed to see what's on the test, and the margin of error is so wide that the scores are meaningless. 

"I just see no use for it at all. And so I'm not going to do it." - Teacher Kit McCormick

But I’d be happy to have my students evaluated in a way that would be meaningful for both them and me."

Hagopian said this is not an effort by Garfield teachers to avoid accountability. "It's not just that we’re against the MAP test," Hagopian said. "We want to replace it with a far better measure of academic learning, which we think is portfolios and performance-based assessment."

Hagopian said even though the MAP tests are only given for reading and math, teachers and students in all subjects are affected because the computerized test ties up Garfield's computer labs for weeks every year. He said teachers at the school calculated that the MAP test consumes 800 hours of instructional time.

Sixteen-year-old Garfield junior Alicia Butler says she and her peers understand the importance of some standardized tests, like those required to graduate or apply to college. But the MAP is an exception. "I feel like it’s kind of a waste of time to take it. It takes up class time. Some things are on there that we don’t learn," Butler said. "Since [students] are aware that we don’t need it to graduate, they’ll just start clicking on things. 

"This is the first time, to my knowledge, that the entire staff of a school has said 'no, we will not do this.'" - Diane Ravitch

New York University Research Professor of Education Diane Ravitch is a vocal critic of high-stakes standardized testing such as the MAP. Ravitch says teachers around the country have had enough of high-stakes tests, but that this move by Garfield teachers is unusually gutsy. "This is the first time, to my knowledge, that the entire staff of a school has said ‘no, we will not do this. It’s not good for the students, and it’s a waste of time and money,’" Ravitch said.

University of Washington Assistant Professor of Education Wayne Au, who supports the boycott, says that while individual teachers or parents have boycotted standardized tests in the past, it's unusual to see an entire school of teachers vote to boycott a test. "Relative to the kind of resistance we’re seeing to high-stakes standardized testing around the country, it really looks like what’s happening at Garfield is actually a unique situation," Au said.

Butler said that makes her proud of her teachers. "It helps make Garfield different from other schools, because we aren't afraid to fight for what's right," Butler said.

"We aren't afraid to fight for what's right." - Student Alicia Butler

Meanwhile, district officials released a statement saying that the administration expects teachers to give all required tests, but added that the district is reviewing the effectiveness of the MAP test and plans a report to the school board by this spring.