"A child's learning is the funtion more of the characteristics of his classmates than those of the teacher." James Coleman, 1972

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Fox News Viewers at Socialist Health Clubs

I work out at a city-owned health club, where old men who hate government come in their white tennis shoes and walk on the new municipally-owned treadmills, while watching the babes on FoxNews hand out to them their morning doses of hate.  They walk, glower, and sour without apparent purpose other than to make their hearts harder as hard as their arteries.

But yesterday I figured out how to get old white men to turn off Fox News.  All you have to do is have on a scientist to share the details of an autopsy of a black kid murdered by a white cop.  These wheezing geezers were switching channels all over the club faster than they can hit the porno delete key when their wives pop in with their afternoon prune juice cocktails.

I'm sure they were tuning in later in the day, however, to get the real story of what happened in Ferguson from Murcoch's stable of those bitter blonde babes who are paid big money to keep America's bile ducts pumping, 24/7.

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